Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Japanese English or wasei-eigo (和製英語) - Part 1

Katakana is a Japanese writing system that makes life easy for foreign people trying to make their way around and get things done in Japan. This is because loan-words are chiefly written using this alphabet, and everything is syllabic so it is easy to read and recognise.

For example: バ (ba) + ス (su) = バス (basu) = bus.

Plus, there are only about 45 basic characters to learn, and the rest are made by adding diacritics to make voiced sounds.

However, using this system to 'import' foreign words and use them in daily life does have its problems. Often Japanese speakers will believe that a loan word is the same as the English word for that term, and they'll have trouble trying to communicate with English speakers. This comes from the fact that, not only do a lot of words come from other languages (like German, French and Portuguese), but many words have been abbreviated for convenience and ease of pronunciation. Some words also end up with incorrect associations.

These factors all give rise to something called wasei-gairaigo (和製外来語, Japanese-made words of foreign origin), or more specifically, wasei-eigo (和製英語, Japanese English). What we end up with are pseudo-Anglicisms: words that English-speaking people don't actually use, or don't use for the same function at all.

Here's an example involving a real case. 'Software,' a fairly new English word, has been converted into katakana and then shortened to ソフト(sofuto - 'soft'). On a young Japanese man's arrival in Australia, he tried to buy some software for his laptop with very limited English, and his repeated requests for 'soft' were met with very puzzled reactions.

Since a lot of my friends are interested in travelling or going on working holidays in English-speaking countries, I've started compiling a list of the most useful (and interesting) Japanese English. Here's part 1.

For pronunciation, click on the English word.
Note: AE = American English and BE = British English

日本語ローマ字 (romaji)説明 (explanation)英語
マンションmanshonmansion = 大邸宅condominium, apartment (AE), flat (BE)
サイダーsaidācider = シードルsoda
ホッチキスhocchikisuHotchkiss (a gun company)stapler
マジックテープmajikkutēpuMagic tape = a kind of sticky tapeVelcro (発音
リフォームrifōmureform = 改良renovate (動詞), renovation (名)
バイキングbaikinguViking = ヴァイキングsmorgasbord, buffet
スタイルsutairustyle does not mean body shapefigure, body
アンケートankētofrom French enquêtesurvey
カンニングkaningucunning = ずるい、ずるさto cheat, cheating
クラクションkurakushonKlaxon = brand of alarmhorn (AE), hooter (BE)
メタボmetabometabolic syndrome = combination of medical disordersoverweight, obese, metabolic syndrome
トランプtoranputrump = highest value card in a gamecards, playing cards
ノルマnorumafrom Russian нормаquota
ボンベbonbefrom German Bombegas cannister, gas cylinder
ボタンbotanfrom Portuguese botãobutton
ゴムgomufrom Dutch gomrubber
ホームhōmu(plat)formplatform
コンクールkonkūrufrom French concourscontest, competition
ペンションpenshonpension = 年金resort inn, boarding house
ピエロpierofrom French pierrotclown
ピンセットpinsettofrom Dutch pincettweezers
リベンジribenjirevenge = 報復、復讐rematch
セレブserebuceleb(rity) = 有名人wealthy person, socialite

Friday, October 9, 2009

Skirt selection October 2009

Here are my current favourite skirts. Sadly, I only own one of them. Click the image to see a bigger version.

Click to enlarge
1.Ariel skirt by ModCloth
2. Concerto skirt by ModCloth
3. Pocketed skirt with ribbon tie by unknown on OutletPeak
4. Sorbet skirt by ModCloth
5. Pocketed skirt with belt by Forever 21 (I think)
6. Better than Basic skirt by ModCloth (I have this)
7. Picadilly mini skirt by dessin le.coeur blanc
8. Paper bag waist skirt by unknown on OutletPeak
9. Knit Flare skirt by donde esta Mu

Monday, October 5, 2009

I don't think that look works for you, Part 2

More fashion showcase.
I think some people haven't really found their 'look' yet...
But that's really just my opinion. Everyone's style is different! Don't hate me!

Hover over the pictures for descriptions.

I surrender, fashion police!Hello Kitty is ashamed.She's not my sister. I've never seen her before.Unfortunately, this was not for a Batman Villians fancy dress party.
I feel like it's watching me.At the height of her powers.A red tomato means a blue doctor.Put on this sweater and magically transform into Urkel.
Foxie Flamingo burst onto the dance floor.She was going to a graduation party. For real.She said, I'm not a size 2 but I can still work it.I was fond of the 90s too, but...

Monday, August 24, 2009

English on fasion items 2

Here are some more interesting items I've found on online shops and directories like eruca and Outlet Peak.

Crazy About Them
The hoodie that really expresses your love for pirates.

Row her away in fine fettle.
Do as the shirt commands.

Wanna know the guy out there
That creepy guy on the porch? Oh, he knows you very well already.

Rocking Pirates Soul Ever
The place you go when you die (if you’re very good).

Keep secret my closet
A way for cross-dressers to confide in… everyone.

Just pick a chord
Frustrated band member gets passive-aggressive against the songwriter.

That's all for today! Check back for some more merriment another time.

Monday, July 13, 2009

I don't think that look works for you, Part 1

I joined a flickr group where members upload photos of themselves in outifts they really like, and other users comment and get ideas from them. It's basically a fashion showcase. But I think some people haven't really found their 'look' yet...
But that's really just my opinion. Everyone's style is different!
Hover over the pictures for descriptions.

many animals died to make these biltong pants.he's loved care bears since he was a little boy.let's go to the mismatch mall!deep in the woods, if you're very quiet, you might catch sight of this woodland nymph.
jasper.girls just wanna dress like cyndi lauper.i will see to it that this part of the 90s doesn't come back.this guy has actually found his look.
not quite as modest as she seems.blingin' tie-dye.he's not a fan of the low-riders.this would be a very simple style, but...

Saturday, July 11, 2009

fashion picks 090707

Some things I found while browsing for clothes (click to see a larger version):

Top: Next
Shorts: Forever 21
Shoes: Modcloth.com
Pug keychains / phone straps: Crystal Ball
Strawberry toilet brush: Swimmer

I'm not saying that these things go together to form an outfit (hence the toilet brush...).

Of course, these images do not belong to me, but to the respective companies listed.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

English on fashion items 1

I love the way English is used on fashion items here in Japan. Not just when it's incorrect, but more when it's overly poetic or dramatic for something you'd put on a T-shirt. I love it when an ear-picker's packaging claims it will 'make perfect life,' or a pencil case aims to provide 'happiness daily living.' The utterly incomprehensible ones are interesting, too.

Here are some I found while looking for clothes on Japanese online shops and directories.

Friends please don't let friends do drug
A slight misuse of the old 'Friends don't let friends' structure.

Seriously, like, stay smart.
I love the punctuation and colloquial feel of this one.

Trip of the casino
Maybe this is the Japanese title of 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.'

Weeds grown into dense
I feel like there's another drug reference here.

Socially insecure
I would love to know if anyone buys this T-shirt knowing what this means. I don't know if I'd want to meet that person though.

Do you know this meaning?
...which brings us to this T-shirt. No doubt the frustrated copy writer was doing an experiment with this one.

That's all for today! Check back for some more merriment another time.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Wonders of the Web 20090702

This is my first 'Wonders of the Web' post. Basically I just collect the best things I've found online during the week into one place. Sure, you could just go to digg.com and get the full spectrum, but these are my personal favourites and might not always be found there. Anyhow, it saves emailing people to tell them about the cool thing I found.

1. This woman really looks like a comic book character (maybe Witchblade): Jodie Marsh and her MJ tattoo
2. Check out the intense guy in the banner at the top of this page. He's doing some crazy video editing shit right there.
3. India's chilli bombs.
4. Some dude captures a marlin by jumping from a helicopter here.
5. I've seen quite a lot of these Bizarre Japanese Toys in stores here.
6. I found this during an image search for Sea Pigs.
7. Uh-oh. Japan is in danger.

More to come another time.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

japanese clothing shop names

Japan is known for its funny use of English in many forms, from official notices to T-shirt designs and advertising. Just check out engrish.com if you are not familiar with the 'funny and far-out' English you'll find here.

Going shopping affords many opportunities to ponder over these vocabulary and phrasing choices, and the lack of editors and advisors in the field. Today I've compiled a list of my favourite (or worst) clothing store names, just to give you an idea of what happens when you try to name something in a language you know nothing about (like when people buy T-shirts with 'cool' Chinese characters on them that actually say 'noodles' or 'happy new year').

Silly Japanese clothing store names
You can check out (and even buy!) most of their clothes at Outlet Peak.
Note/disclaimer: Some of these might not be originally Japanese. I apologise to Japan as a nation should that be the case. Also, if you speak French, it might be worth checking out the other brands on the Outlet Peak site as I imagine they are equally silly.

Be Radiance
Croon a song
Detail Complex
Jet Lag Drive
Lure Conscious
As Know As (Pinky) (this one irritates me the most)
Cantwo
Human Woman
Dip Drops
Ehyphenworld Gallery
Mysty Woman
Nice Claup
Glownaked
Prime Chair
Cameronracy
BestLip
Egoist
Gamble Fish
Shine be model
Sneep dip
Titty & co (yes, really)
Pu-recalm on the couch (I just found this one yesterday)

What are your favourites? Any to add?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

birthday blog - my worst words

Well, this isn't actually a birthday blog. What is a birthday blog? It just happens to be my birthday.
I've had this list in my brain (actually, I admit - admit, Lu! - that I had it on my google notebook as well) for some time, and I'd like to get it out there and see what people have to add or comment on.

My Worst Words
This list is in no particular order. Some of these words are real and some are made up.

fashionista
hubby
wacky
zany
celeb
imbibe
creative used as a noun
absorption
the low-down
gifting
orientate
tween (not the animation tween, the pre-pubescent)
pundit
hoosier
irregardless
kudos
proactive
guestimate
ciné
caucus
fact: (before imparting some information)

...and some phrases that bug me too
paradigm shift
hunker down
from the get-go
melting pot
listen up
what it all comes down to
here's the thing

What do you think? Which are your worst?

EDIT: Some winners from a certain anonymous contributor:
eclectic
fusion
acumen
frenetic
bowels
tableaux
symbology
potpourri
gimlet
mythos
mucus
taciturn
polony
volvo

(He also included vibe, integrate, naughty, 3D, billiards, prudent and chrome, but I didn't put them in the list as they don't bother me personally.)